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20 Revised Rules for Men

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  1. Call
  2. Don't lie.
  3. Being attentive is good.
  4. Buying her dinner does not equal foreplay.
  5. No means No. Yes means Yes
  6. Don't let her walk anywhere alone after 11pm.
  7. Don't tell her you love her if you don't.
  8. Tell her you love her if you do. Often!
  9. Don't let your friends pick on her.
  10. If guys' night out is going to be fun, invite the girls.
  11. The correct answer to "Do I look fat?" is never, ever "Yes."
  12. Ditto for "Is she prettier than me?"
  13. A grunt is seldom an acceptable answer to any question.
  14. Her cooking is excellent.
  15. That isn't an excuse for you to avoid cooking.
  16. Answering "Who was that on the phone?" with "Nobody" is never going to end that conversation.
  17. Ditto for "Whose lipstick is this?"
  18. Believe it or not, you are probably not more attractive when you're drunk.
  19. Don't assume PMS is the cause for every bad mood.
  20. If you want to break up with her, break up with her. Don't act like a complete jerk until she does it for you.

 

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