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- The first 90% of a project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.
- A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.
- Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
- It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done and what you're going to do.
- After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
- The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
- You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
- Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
- When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.
- Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous."
- To err is human, to forgive is not our policy.
- If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it ;)
- If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
- No matter how much you do, you never do enough.
- The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for verything that goes wrong.
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